Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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