How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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