real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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