pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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