im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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