This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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