Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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