let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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