Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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