Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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