my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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