I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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