sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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