Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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