Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sorry about my life...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
