i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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