I just pynch a tree in the face
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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