You're my little dorito
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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