she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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