Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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