who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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