she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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