We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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