i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
