In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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