is this the sara with the beer cane?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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