The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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