I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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