Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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