Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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