Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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