I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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