Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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