He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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