apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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