I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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