After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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