thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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