Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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