I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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