he wants to bone in the snuggie
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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