hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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