For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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