...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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