I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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