i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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