so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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