all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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