God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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