ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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