You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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