Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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