I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i just had sex bonerless
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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