Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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