Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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