She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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