I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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